I will eventually be adding jokes, cartoons, or whatever here. Suggestions are welcome!
|Learn to tie your knots
Gary Larson's Far Side has kept people in stitches for many years.
This is from what has been announced as the last Far Side Calendar, for 2002.
Thanks to Mr. Larson for years of sick humor...
|The Classic Knot Joke ...|
|Once upon a time, at a scout camp near you, three little strings went for a hike on a hot summer day.|
|When they came back, hot and thirsty, the first little string went to the trading post for a gatorade, but the manager sent him away, dejected, saying "We don't serve Strings here!"|
|The second little string tried to buy a coke, but the manager angrily sent him away too, saying "Look, I told your friend, we don't serve Strings here!!"|
|The last little string twisted himself
around, and mussed up his ends, and walked into the
"Hey", said the manager, "Are you a String??"
"No", he replied, "I'm a Frayed Knot!"
|Last Updated 6 January 2006.||© 2002-2006 Alan L. Folsom, Jr.|