{"id":185,"date":"2005-07-28T12:24:20","date_gmt":"2005-07-28T16:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/?p=185"},"modified":"2005-07-28T12:24:20","modified_gmt":"2005-07-28T16:24:20","slug":"top-ten-george-w-bush-solutions-for-global-warming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/?p=185","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was posted today on &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/\">The Daily KOS<\/a>&#8220;, a fun blog.  I like it:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>10. NASA mission to turn down the sun&#8217;s thermostat<\/p>\n<p>9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos<\/p>\n<p>8. Fast track Rumsfeld&#8217;s &#8220;Colonize Neptune&#8221; proposal<\/p>\n<p>7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem<\/p>\n<p>6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over<\/p>\n<p>5. I dunno&#8212;tax cuts for the rich?<\/p>\n<p>4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone<\/p>\n<p>3. Switch to Celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37<\/p>\n<p>2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice<\/p>\n<p>1. Invade Antarctica<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was posted today on &#8220;The Daily KOS&#8220;, a fun blog. I like it: Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming&#8230; 10. NASA mission to turn down the sun&#8217;s thermostat 9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos 8. Fast track Rumsfeld&#8217;s &#8220;Colonize Neptune&#8221; proposal 7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}