{"id":257,"date":"2008-06-25T11:07:44","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T15:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/?p=257"},"modified":"2008-06-25T11:07:44","modified_gmt":"2008-06-25T15:07:44","slug":"floating-around-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/?p=257","title":{"rendered":"Floating around the internet…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\u201cA Day in the Life of a Middle-Class Republican\u201d<\/p>\n

Tom gets up at 6:00 AM to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot with good, clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised. <\/p>\n

All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer\u2019s medical plan. Because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Tom gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast \u2014 bacon and eggs this day. Tom\u2019s bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry. Tom takes his morning shower, reaching for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount that is contains because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and the breakdown of its contents. Tom dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree-hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor. <\/p>\n

Tom begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Tom\u2019s employer meets these standards because Tom\u2019s employer doesn\u2019t want his employees to call the union. If Tom is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he\u2019ll get worker\u2019s compensation or an unemployment check because some liberal didn\u2019t think he should lose his home to temporary misfortune. <\/p>\n

It\u2019s noon time. Tom needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Tom\u2019s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Tom\u2019s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression. <\/p>\n

Tom has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Tom and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. <\/p>\n

Tom is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dads; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn\u2019t want to make rural loans. The house didn\u2019t have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn\u2019t belong and demanded rural electrification (those rural Republican\u2019s would still be sitting in the dark). <\/p>\n

Tom is happy to see his dad, who is now retired. Tom\u2019s dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Tom wouldn\u2019t have to. After his visit with dad, Tom gets back in his car for the ride home. He turns on a radio talk show. The host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn\u2019t tell Tom that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Tom enjoys throughout his day. Tom agrees, \u201cWe don\u2019t need those big government liberals ruining our lives. After all, I\u2019m a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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