{"id":296,"date":"2009-08-17T14:26:55","date_gmt":"2009-08-17T18:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/?p=296"},"modified":"2009-08-17T14:26:55","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T18:26:55","slug":"a-zenlike-quaker-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"A zenlike quaker story."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This story has been going around in the quaker community on the web, as a message that was given in meeting in England not long ago.<\/p>\n<p>My first reaction was mystification.  Slowly, it has begun to speak to me:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A Quaker, a warthog and a palm tree walk into a pub. Looking up from behind the counter, the bartender shouts, \u201cHey, we don\u2019t serve your kind here!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The three look at each other.<\/p>\n<p>The Quaker thinks, \u201cWhat a pity and shame the injustice these two face in the world. I must organize a committee,\u201d and the Quaker immediately leaves the pub.<\/p>\n<p>The warthog snorts, \u201cI have been kicked out of better holes than this one!\u201d and warthog stomps out the door.<\/p>\n<p>The palm tree, which comes from a long line of palm trees that have weathered great storms, bending to withstand mighty winds, settles itself there in the pub. It takes in carbon dioxide and puts out oxygen. It cleanses the dingy air and flourishes.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This story has been going around in the quaker community on the web, as a message that was given in meeting in England not long ago. My first reaction was mystification. Slowly, it has begun to speak to me: A Quaker, a warthog and a palm tree walk into a pub. Looking up from behind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":300,"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.folsoms.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}